Hello. I am Mr. Slam, and I will be providing you with some "intellectual reading". First off I would like to thank Bruiser for letting me do a article on his page. Second, I'm going to be expressing my views in the next couple paragraphs, if you don't agree, don't read my articles anymore!

Our first subject, The Rock. Excuseme for saying, but, WHAT THE HELL IS MCMAHON THINKING!?!?The Rocks popularity was growing larger everyday, and now, he's back to the "I hate the Fans" crap again.Is it just me, or is the Rock starting to suck. I've always hated him, always will. I hated him before he joined the Nation, I hated him while he was in the Nation, I hated him when he leaded the Nation, and I hated him when the Nation got rid of him. And now, I hate him even more, believe me, I only THOUGHT I hated him before, I ain't seen nothin yet! Don't get me wrong, Vince is my hero, and so is Bossman, and the stooges, aagh, they're ok. But the three newest members of their little Corporate Posse gotta go. First of all, that pudgy little two faced bastard Shane. He does nothing but act like Vince, and he fails, horribly. Then there Kenny Shamrock. I havn't like him since he came to the WWF. Whatever happened to those psycotic little outbursts (when Shamrock snaps)he used to have? I think Vince is gonna use him for protection, and when he's done with him, he'll dump his Dangerous ass. And finally, and certainly least, Rocky. I hate the Elbow. No matter if it's the Peoples or the Corporate.

Now I know Vince is a smart buisness man, and a pretty good booker. So here's my prediction. At Rock Bottom, McMahon helps Rock to beat Mankind. Vince climbs in the ring, and goes to hug Rocky. Rock holds his arms out (making it look like he is going to hug him) and he suddenly transforms the hug into a Rock bottom. He then will proclaim that he was never the Corporate Champ, and he is, and always will be the peoples champ. That was just my prediction, nothing more. Don't go making any bets on that.

Next subject.....Chyna. I saw her new face job this Monday. At first, my friend said it wasn't her, it was a fill in. But I know thats not true.Yes, I know it's her. But it just doesn't seem like the same Chyna that we all know and love. It doesn't seem like the same Chyna that bashed Mankind's head with the steel door, the same that put Ahmed Johnson in the chokehold, the same one that beat Marlena's ass 23 times in all. (Including house-shows) She seems, different. Her arms are smaller. (I realize she had no time to work out because she was letting her face heal.) Also, she seems more feminine. Too feminine for gimmick, to masculine for a "hot girl" gimmick.

I heard the next to join the Club Corporate are Shawn Micheals and, yes, Nichole Bass. I heard this at prowrestling.com. According to them, once Rock turns face again, McMahon is gonna recruit good old HBK to be his newest "team member" Bass has been offered a job by WWF,and is debating wheter or not to go to WWF, or continue negotions with WCW. Now that Chyna has more or less moved away from the quiet bodyguard gimmick, Bass is going to replace that gimmick, because Chyna is going to start putting some emotion while managing and actually talk once a week, maybe. Bass is going to be the new emotionless, tough female influence in the WWF. I think that is a great idea. I mean, she would be the perfect addition to the New Corporate Team in the WWF.

Well, I gotta go, but before I do I would like to thank Bruiser again.

Can you dig it?

Mr.Slam



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