Hi folks. I'm Vinny Vachon, the newest member of team Bruiser. Before we begin, I would like to thank Bruiser, he's the man!!!

OK, over the next few months I will be bringing you a weekly RAW/ Nitro report, But, I am a Wrestling Critic. I will give my thoughts on everything that occurs on RAW/Nitro. Shall we begin?

We'll start with RAW, Ok dokey!?

First off, Mr.McMahon came out with his usual crew (Pat,Jerry,Commish,Bossman) and his newest addition to the Corporate Crew, Shane McMahon. He then proudly announces Rock. In the middle of thier interview SCSA comes out and announces that he legally gets a title shot, on RAW. PURE GENIUS!!!!! That was perfectly done! Shane did say he would get a title shot on RAW. No matter what way you look at it, it makes perfect sense!! I applaud Vince Russo, because he was the one that came up with that idea! COMPLETELY BRILLIANT! And witty too. Oh, and the Mills Lane appearence, was the icing on the brilliantly made cake. On the anglemeter, I give it a 9 out of 10. That ain't bad.

Next, as you all probaly know, ICP cost the Oddities the match. I smell a break up. That would be mistake for the bookers. ICP is very popular, and that whole stunt was really very dumb. I cringe to think where this soon to be feud is leading. On the anglemeter, I give it a 1 out of 10. Ouch.........

This may not be in order, but next, Val versus Henery. You all also know Chyna came out on the ramp, and distracted Mark, for Val to scoop the victory. I'm glad Chyna's back, and I think this fued has real potential. I heard Clarence Mason is coming into the angle pretty soon. Not a good idea. If I recall upon Mason's arrival to the WWF, is around when WCW really started winning the rating war, bad. No one likes him, yet no one hates him. Currently this angle earns a..... 8 out of 10, I hope it stays that way.

Next, by far one of the stupidist attempt on television I have ever seen! I think you know what angle I'm talking about. Yes, Hawk's flight down the Titan Tron. I don't care if you do land on a few tarps, if someone pushes you off a 100 foot tall Titan Tron, you WOULD DIE!!!! WWF went too far. I think it is a very pointless angle. I may be wrong, but Hawk must have offended McMahon IRL, somehow, because the bookers are treating Hawk like trash. First, they make him job. Then they make his drunk, and now there gonna put him out of action!?!? I could see pulling such a stupid idea be afflicted on Bob Holly, or Jeff or Matt Hardy, but not Hawk!! Hawk is, excuse me, was a very respected wrestler. It seems to me, once Sunny managed them (for that brief time) they both went down hill. Back to the angle. Him falling, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!!!!!!!!! On anglemeter I give it a 0 out of 10

Now on to the Blue Blazer. Goldust and Blackmen easily defeated Blazer and Jarrett. So, with the ease that Blackmen pinned Blazer with, I KNOW it's not Severn. But, it is fun to try to figure out who he is. On the anglemeter, I give it a 7 out of 10

Next, the Godfather offered Regal his three hoes, like he always does. Regal took the hoes, when half way up the ramp, Godfather quoted Archie Bunker by saying "England ain't nothin but a place full of fags!!" Regal rushed to the ring, and you know, the whole brawl thing started. I will talk about the Godfather. Yeah, sure, the whole hoes thing was funny, but now it's getting old. He needs to come up with something like, having his hoes strip, or something. Next, Regal. WHO'S THIS GUY GONNA HAVE A FEUD WITH!?!?Is it X-Pac, Goldust, Godfather!? WWF needs to pick a enemy for Regal, because he still seems like a rookie, even though he is nearly a veteran!!!!! Godfather, I give his angle a 7 out of 10( every week it goes lower and lower) Regal, I give his angle a...THERES NO ANGLE TO RATE!Besides the Man's Man one, which I give a 1 out of 10

Finally, the main event, Rock versus SCSA. Can I ask something, WHAT IS UP WITH THE UNDERTAKER!? Why does he insist on ruining Stone Cold's career!?! Stone Cold should've had that match, if it weren't for that shovel. The conclusion was too predictable. I mean, usually when the beginning of an angle starts out that good, the ending's better, NOPE!!!!It wasn't. I think I predicted it so much, I overlooked it!!! I didn't even consider it. Yes, I would've if the same situation had happened in WCW, but come on! If your not gonna give him (SCSA) the title make him lose another way. I give this angle a 3 out of 10

WELL FOLKS, I GIVE THIS WEEK'S RAW, 5 OUT OF 10 BODYSLAMS. WELL, NEXT WEEK IS NITRO, Bubye!



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